Good morning.

Here are some potential red flags when deciding which bank should hold your dirty fiat petrodollars:

🚩launders money for terrorists/gangs
🚩facilitates/benefits from Epstein sex trafficking
🚩tied to Madoff Ponzi scheme
🚩manipulates Treasuries trading
🚩rips off gold market
🚩serves oligarchs
🚩evades regulators
🚩commits fraud
🚩pays BILLIONS in fines
🚩thinks #Bitcoin is “used by criminals” even though none of their criminal clients use Bitcoin because it’s a freaking transparent ledger auditable by anyone in the world

What did I miss?