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I have dogs.

I love dogs.

But it just dawned on me that humans basically created severely retarded wolves because we’re lonely.
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TheLegendaryMan · 73w
Depends on the breed really. Several dog species with the right education and training can outsmart and hunt a wild wolf any day of the week. https://image.nostr.build/d1ff1c5836cf40c03ac57a8ef5929d9da07bc27df0251665723a4c8c9d046836.jpg Now if we are talking about something like this... https://i...
Logen · 73w
Power of inbreeding
Jules · 73w
I love my retarded wolf too
Abstract Equilibrium · 73w
They're our favorite kind of GMOs
moonmechanic · 73w
Sometimes I wonder if it’s not been dogs who domesticated us. They live like kings now! 🙃
Bud · 73w
https://m.primal.net/PEiQ.jpg
AU9913 · 73w
More like we imbued them with reverse autism. They're more attunded to people's body language and social cues. I've met dogs smarter than some people.
pup · 73w
Wolves created weak humans because they were hungry.
Troy · 73w
Maybe humans were so loney, they were willing to take care of a retarded wolf?
Sarah⚡️ · 73w
No we just gave the one with Down syndrome a home after they got kicked out of the pack , coz we have a big heart
1776 · 73w
AND…..we also have two wolves inside us too. https://image.nostr.build/18843ff793b2a94ac73bd14676c07eb2580397a2b837479e997e444c7c058a26.jpg
Bitcoin Dawg · 73w
Probably true but I like to think of myself as semi-functional 😂😂 I eat, sleep, and stack sats. Not sure what else there is to do in life. https://m.primal.net/PRwo.png
crrdlx · 73w
Disagree. Dogs are smart, far more attuned in terms of emotional intelligence than a lot of people. Maybe most. Wolves, by contrast, are more instinct driven machines. I'm sure they're smart, but in a more narrow way.
BTC Reefer · 73w
You could argue the complete opposite. They evolved to be cute and have another species look after them. Feed them, give them a comfortable place to sleep, safety…
Tawiskaro · 73w
Before they became couch potatoes, dogs were bred for specific purposes. Let’s just say *modern* dogs are more like retarded wolves that serve as needy body pillows. My golden retriever would agree. She does retrieve extremely well, however lol
Achilles · 73w
I love dogs too. The only animal that can love you more than themselves. Unconditional love.
Sebenza · 73w
The dogs are the smart ones. They get free board and lodging. They get to lie around all day while their human servants care to their every whim. Free healthcare thown in.
the axiom · 73w
true
crrdlx · 73w
This is a classic. I remember that from the day. One other I recall is a buck deer saying to his other buck deer, "That's a bummer of a birthmark you got there." The birthmark was shaped like a target directly over his chest.
AHWhite · 73w
My dog doesn't approve
Matt - Not Your Entropy, Not Your Coins · 73w
To be fair, wolves likely chose that at some point in the past. I think it was likely a natural partnership for survival. Fast forward and you have pugs. We fucked up.