Monero: “There’s mOrdinal spam on our blockchain”

Monero: “Let’s reduce Tx_Extra information to counteract, & reduce this”.


Bitcoin: “There’s a spam attack on our blockchain.”

Also Bitcoin: “Let’s run a node implementation maintained by one dude”

Also Bitcoin: “You’re an idiot if you run that software”

Also Also Bitcoin: “You’re a Pedophile if you run the main software”

Also Also Also Bitcoin: “But this implementation won’t fix the problem”

Also Also Also Also Bitcoin: “Well here’s this other version of the same software, run this version on top of the other version or else you’re a pedo”

Also Also Also Also Also Bitcoin: “Well both versions of your software disable privacy features on Bitcoin, and cause censorship of Blocks”

Also Also Also Also Also Also Bitcoin: “Nodes up, stop the pedos, you love spam, REEEEEE”

Also Also Also Also Also Also Also Bitcoin: “You’re a retarded Knotzi faggot, fuck you asshole”.