Trump: *sad, dejected* Where were the big rocket trucks?
Pentagon Official: sir?
Trump: i wanted the big rockets. kim has the rocket trucks and i said you know, kim, we have the biggest rockets, just great rockets on trucks
Pentagon Official: sir, we no longer haul outdated land based ICBM platforms around on trucks like we are playing cat and mouse with the soviets. in fact, doing so would violate at least 20 non-proliferation and force reduction treaties that we are a party to
Trump: i have not signed any treaties. next week i want a rocket truck parade. all rocket trucks. they need to be forty feet longer than kim's.
Pentagon Official: sir?
Trump: i wanted the big rockets. kim has the rocket trucks and i said you know, kim, we have the biggest rockets, just great rockets on trucks
Pentagon Official: sir, we no longer haul outdated land based ICBM platforms around on trucks like we are playing cat and mouse with the soviets. in fact, doing so would violate at least 20 non-proliferation and force reduction treaties that we are a party to
Trump: i have not signed any treaties. next week i want a rocket truck parade. all rocket trucks. they need to be forty feet longer than kim's.
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