Damus
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One minute you’re 21, staying up all night drinking beer, eating pizza, and doing sketchy crap just for fun.

Then…

In a blink of an eye you’re 40, drinking water, eating kale, and you can’t do any fun sketchy crap because you pulled a muscle putting on your socks.
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renato · 2w
Somewhere along the way, "a wild night" stopped meaning beer and bad decisions and started meaning 8 hours of sleep and waking up without back pain. Sorry buddy 😂
Jim Smij · 2w
wait'll you're 60. you'll wish you were 40.
BitcoinJujitsu · 2w
Dont get me started on sleep injuries
stache · 2w
🤣 …and ur weekend warrior activities are now largely comprised of fantasy football…where you also may or may not have pulled a hammie 😳🤦🏽‍♂️🤣⭕️ https://image.nostr.build/5ac5e795770b13bab07c6b8e2309144b4885b12de015a0891e28bf142236ee66.jpg
Kip Ashlynn · 2w
Hey man, I pulled this muscle getting hit by a car thank you very much
AZhodl · 2w
The next leg up is no different I promise. Live in the moment. Enjoy your life.
JB | Onchain · 2w
😂 gotta sit down & put them socks on. No more bringing that leg towards you
Clippycoiner · 2w
Only if you spent decades not going carnivore/animal based.
REUZ · 1w
im feeling ya