Like Zeus? It's probably the closest thing to something good. Phoenix wallet too. And Muun right? Or did they close up shop too?
Remember Mutiny? They couldn't make it work. People don't want to open...
None of the constraints you raise are required for lighting, they’re just things people did to make simplified versions of the economics of an LSP work out. An LSP putting in a bit more effort, or conjoining the wallet with a graduated wallet design, makes it way more doable.