Food Review: Gibs (NY) Bagels
Poppy seed bagel with egg and cheddar
literally impossible to fuck up

status: HANGRY

verdict:
3x as much salt as it should have had
Cheese can only be described as "stage 4 of petroleum processing pipeline"
The bagel itself had freezer burn which i didnt even think was possible

total cost: $8.50

conclusion: this is why i eat at home