Is this the eight sleep?

I swear modern devs should be fired to the surface of the sun... You need a remote server for a bed?

First: what the fuck? Second: what in the actual fuck? Just looked at their website, who buys this crap? Automating and gamifying stuff that doesn't need it. Tops the charts for most useless cloud enabled crapware, 2nd place goes to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-2bbEWZaKD4 (sorry honey, no salt ...

I don't understand what product they have and why it's has an impact on anything during the night?

That’s nuts 🥜 lol Why do people build things like this. I just had to describe this article to my son and he is disappointed on the world 😂

This guy is the founder of www.eightsleep.com who make a temperature changing and position changing bed. I guess without internet you could still sleep on top of it, assuming it was in a kind-of flat position when the outage started? Lol

a broken eightsleep is still a bed.

Don't connect your bed to the inter webs

Anyone who let's their sleep be controlled by the internet, deserves to never sleep again.

Yes, because building a bed that relies on servers was a good idea🙄 If you ever feel like you’re not doing great, you can always guarantee you’re at least doing better than IoT manufacturers😂

If you need your bed connected to the internet you are ngmi

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