Ask for BTC, not SATS.

All I want for Christmas is a Bitcoin standard

Cash is fine, can trade for sats.

The only way they will learn is by example. Stay strong. Shop less, stack sats more.

Books are always a sensible gift.

The satscard from nostr:npub1wu4aye7ll0lnrrg638e90sehzsgpzx5t39t3mwl05aa0d0ap08esdz3vw0 seems like a great gift! https://satscard.com/

"You didn't buy me enough sats last time" 🤷

There is no second best gift…

Then just turn the question around and give Sats to the ones you love for christmas. And love yourselve and make yourselve a christmas present guess what it'll be LOL

Yes i do want to get you sats

A family experience

get a new family

I tried once to ask for cards that they all sent money to orphanages or so on my behalf and everybody but old grandma told me it's not christmasy and not a gift. Habit of necessary exchanging useless gifts can go fck itself completely.🧐

Since when was it your responsibility to think up a cool gift for yourself? If you're asking me what I want, that's boring. Stop thinking about yourself and come up with something I'd like. Here's a hint though... If you get me sats, I'll know you were thinking about me.

The problem with being a grown up is that you can really just get whatever it is you need. If you have children then ask them to make you something special from them? Or otherwise perhaps an experience rather than a thing? Like a trip to see tigers in Africa? 😁😁

This is complete first world bitcoiner problems for real Sadly I'm in the same boat everybody wants to get me stuff and I'm like I don't want any of that junk

MOAR SATS

PFB Genesis boxers

Guy, - with the greatest of respect sir - YOU got to narrate nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a's book in 2023. WTH else could Santa bring you?? Sir, please leave some joy and tidings for the rest of us! 😁 Also, huge congrats on that! M

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Home made art or crafts, clothes, socks in particular, home made food or ingredients ie: home made spices or hot sauce. IDK sats maybe?

Handgun/rifle optics always make good gifts. Can never have too many.

Hardcover of Atlas Shrugged and then coerce your kids into reading it before they finish high school. In Australia they are already archiving or destroying information that used to readily available but now goes against the mainstream narrative. For example, historical Australian Bureau of Meteoro...

The correct answer for every father/husband is always: hall pass.

You would like some sort of secret compartment in a picture frame or floating shelf or piece of furniture to stash some private words and other things. Btw I know a guy.

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I always want more sats. Love show and your heater idea started me on journey to add an old miner to workshop.

You need a karaoke machine.

Small stuff - socks, razors, books Big stuff - half a cow, freezer, generator

I want a Blockclock

Get a handheld console to play retro games (for around 2.5M ⚡). Retroid Pocket 3+ is great, Miyoo Mini Plus is cheap, but solid and you can connect 2 over local WiFi and play old arcade games multiplayer... #retrogaming

Otto Wilde grill : https://ottogrills.com/collections/the-otto-grill?gclid=CjwKCAiA04arBhAkEiwAuNOsInnrOu47z_e2h6tAitmWIZSV-BZ9QChotFYBOh3BWMmyXtMgEPvlUBoCW5sQAvD_BwE