I heard a guy say:

“This radio is haunted. It plays music from the past.”

Baby.

ALL RADIOS PLAY MUSIC FROM THE PAST.

What did you think was happening in there? Tiny musicians trapped behind the speaker grille, playing live until you turn the knob?

They’re called recordings because somebody recorded the sound.

Earlier.

In the past.

That’s the whole trick.

If this knocks you sideways, wait until you hear about cameras.

Those little creeps trap dead moments too.