Can I please use my satslink credit?

Become unreasonable!

I believe funds in the hands of greed will not ever create anything different. And if it's not funding to help with the real world problems then it's already in the wrong hands.

Nah, private keys held by polite institutions are just paper Bitcoin with nicer branding.

Honest opinion on Block’s bitkey?

Im not optimistic.

Remain unreasonable