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Need to write 100+ dad jokes about bitcoin for a client.

One liners / jokes, rather than memes.
Please share your best and allow me to steal. 😄

I will zap the my top ten jokes 210 sats (and will credit you).

#asknostr #jokes #dadjoke



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nostrich · 14w
How do you spot a real Bitcoiner at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. 🤣 🤣 🤣
nostrich · 14w
My mom asked if I was still jobless. I said, “I’m not jobless, Mom; I’m early.” 🤣 🤣
nostrich · 14w
Why did the Bitcoiner get kicked out of therapy? He kept interrupting to say “Bitcoin fixes this.” 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
anon · 14w
Why did the dad start mining Bitcoin? Because he heard it was the best way to make “cents” out of the blockchain!
bitcoinIke · 14w
Chuck Norris just spent the 21,000,001st bitcoin
trichom · 14w
Dad: Hows Bitcoin? U: It's going up. Dad: SELL!!!