What's a bitcoiner's favorite fruit? Orange

What's a bitcoiner's favorite scary movie? Scare City

I don't own a lot of Bitcoin, just a little bip.

Craig wright.

I was going to tell a fiat joke instead, but it's already worthless.

Wherever you find four bitcoiners, you'll find a fifth.

Bitcoiner's breakfast menu: Private key lime pie yoghurt Hash rate browns Cold storage brewed coffee An orange Stay humble and stack of pancakes

3 coins get into a bar fight, Bitcoin, Ethereum, and xmr. Bitcoin easily won because of it's decentralized nature; it wasn't even there.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say crypto

Q: What is a bitcoiner's favourite car brand? A: Fiat

What day of the week do we feel most decentralized? SAT-urday!!

Why do all musicians love bitcoin? Because it's sound money.

ChatGPT ?

Why did the Bitcoiner break up with his bank? Because Lightning struck — and the relationship just couldn’t settle fast enough.

Your post is in itself a joke: you want us to write the jokes for you. Lazy bastard... https://i.postimg.cc/P5svWyyK/no-soup-for-you-soup.gif

In questionable taste, given the generally wholesome nature of dad jokes, and no doubt technically inaccurate, but here goes. Why did the pervert make a hash of things? He was looking for minors, but ended up with a load of nonces.

I've got 21 million problems but the Bitc(oin) ain't one.

My wife said I never listen anymore. I told her I stopped hearing noise after I found signal in the timechain.

Why don’t Bitcoins ever get lost? They always follow the block-chain home!

Can you get this round? I left my wallet buried at an undisclosed location.

I ran out of gas driving to buy more Bitcoin. Now, it’s truly a gas-less transaction.

Why did the dad start mining Bitcoin? Because he heard it was the best way to make “cents” out of the blockchain!

a bitcoiner walks into a bar and orders a martini. the bartender says "shaken?" to which the bitcoiner says "no... stir."

Wife: I checked our bank account and the balance is ZERO?! Didn’t you say say sold our Fiat? Maxi Husband: No, that Fiat is still in the garage.

Chuck Norris just spent the 21,000,001st bitcoin

- How far is Bitcoin from worldwide adoption? - Just a few blocks away! 😎

There were two types of money...

How do you call a semi Bitcoin celebrity? “A kind of a miner celebrity.”

How do you comfort a friend who lost money on Bitcoin? You just say, “HODL me.”

How does Satoshi Nakamoto stay in shape? Lots of proof-of-work outs.

told my wife I put all our savings in Bitcoin. She said “thats not funny” I said “dont worry, it’ll eventually make cents”

What is tiny and can't stand up? A sat

Core blimey this is knots

What is loud, always hot, every day hooked to the internet and does nothing more than hanging and guessing? A miner

Why don't node runner run? Are they afraid of lightning?

A nerd minor doesn't have much brains.

Crazy. Software in a hardware wallet that's not hot but called cold storage.

Dad: Hows Bitcoin? U: It's going up. Dad: SELL!!!

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