I had a dream that I went to the doctors and she said I had a hemorrhoid and needed to see my butthole and I showed her and she made a face like there was something horribly wrong back there. I was like “what’s wrong?” and she was like “your butthole needs stitches” and pulled out a needle and thread. I ran away butt naked and she started chasing me with the needle and thread like “come here, we gotta do this”.

No bitch.