Shred it bro

In case they want a 30% cut tell them that's impossible to split 1 sat. ⚡️

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so apple is saying bitcoin got value!?

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Your answer should be just one: FUCK OFF.

An open line is a great start for a positive outcome. This might just end very well!! 🙏🙏

If apple accepts lightning sats, then maybe we can work things out.

What could be wrong? 😑

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Tell them you learned about Bitcoin through their Mac OS 🤷‍♂️

And somehow, people will learn zero from this and still feel superior about not being a "greentext" user. nostr:nevent1qqsyn80np24wehnuyrrd5vfp48d6jv6x5wv0qqltj2p00ryuaxkkfwgpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumtfd3hh2tnvdakqygpjuxp8vd29p6ancknaztql3eajk52y8xkppfn7au7elkw9c68zg5psgqqqqqqslu732h

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"Hi Tim. Hey look, I don't have any control over my users, and most of them are basically gonna dedicate a large portion of their autism to making Apple's life really hard, so let's see if we cant figure this out." #[0]

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will meditate for you and send some deep breaths and chill vibes your way 🫂🫂🫂💜

Be sure to record the call for the probable future documentary...

bitten apple 🤙 https://nostr.build/i/8f7a1c4620b00e44f3865d49f38042c1960f940f9d17ba071afce2183cc0864f.jpg

Apple trying to sue for peace but we already have our armor on 😂

Record the call ☎️ many lawyers use phone calls and automatic mail to hide their shit strategy. Most will fold if confronted by writing

Good news and be sure record the call 📞, and good luck 🍀

I think it could be a great idea to send apple 30% of the Sats to there own developed lightning wallet 🫣😂🤣

I'm no expert, but they mightnott be only one person on that call, so maybe have some people on "your side" to And obviouslyass many already see, record it

Let the #plebchain know if you need backup.

plot thickens

You da man

It has to happen 🤞

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