“Flavor of the Month” is now Iran-Israel

It is already ours. The populations just haven't been informed yet, because we haven't decided on names for our two new states. Any suggestions?

That’s was just a misdirection https://media.tenor.com/f8zo3BuhMCAAAAAC/ball-surprise.gif

They went the way of the Fort Knox audit.

Yeah Iranian oil is the next hot topic. It’s better not to speak out your intentions and just take what you want.