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You must be fun on parties

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You think we’re lying? You think people would invest without verifying those numbers? Come on, Matt.

I’ve worked at startups the past 12 years. You just described 100% of Silicon Valley startups. With the ultimate exit strategy of being acquired or IPO, both of which only help the top 5% at most. Games gonna game.

This is what most corporations do.

5. GET REKT

WELCOME TO FIAT WORLD.

this has been the playbook for most failed startups in the past decade

If you put Swan Ventures and Bitcoin together, you get a nice acronym. Just saying 🤷‍♂️

Why is it so hard for people to just self custody? It’s so fucking simple.

Does Ten31 have information rights as an investor in Swan?

Is that what you are doing at Ten31 😅

GE

Proud to say I've never used Swan. I saw through Cory right away.

house of cards

this is the best timeline

The revenue numbers are likely legit if they are reporting gross bitcoin sales as revenue (similar to cash app). 200mm annualized is a crafty way of saying 50mm/quarter and Cash app is 50x that amount which is what id assume to be the multiple ahead of Swan. Assume an average fee of 2%, the actual...

Did FTX have an IRA product, and how screwed were _those_ customers? Asking for a fren.

Is nostr:npub1tftc33ttam85wraffce62cgtvvjrmttquqlv6a0agtfm5nl4vues82xar5 getting crushed by auto-withdrawal on-chain fees? Is that is what is incentivizing the gobbledygook?