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Me: “Why are you here today, sir?”
👴: “I feel like I’m dying!! It’s awful! Please help me.”
…(has a cold)

Me: “Why are you in the hospital today, ma’am?”
👵: “Well young man last night I had an awful spill and suffered a complex fracture. I put some ice on my leg and went to sleep. However, when I woke up my ankle was really swollen and it seemed like I should get it checked out.”
…(skin seems to be the only thing keeping the foot attached to her leg)


Women are way, way tougher than men.
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Square cuts · 83w
On a distributional level, probably the average woman is slightly tougher. On the extremes tails though, the toughest and the pussiest are all men.