I just cleaned my fridge like a proper grownup. I demand a statue be built in my honor. Anyone? No? Come on. I at least deserve a parade for this rare burst of adulting. Still No? Fine. Screw you guys. I'm pouring myself a drink so I can go outside and drink with my chickens. They will be suitably impressed by my greatness. I will have to give them a snack to receive their adoration but it's something.I am the great and powerful provider of snacks, now with a clean fridge.