Coinbase intern?

Still looking for the one ring.

You trying to get her number or something? 😂

That's a challenging wank

Oh wait. Maybe it was a StrategyB intern selling $STRC.

she wasn't that dumb or untalented. I suspect it was quite a ride for a bit. certainly didn't end well

Probably on her way to the bitcoin conference this year

Hanging out with https://blossom.primal.net/669dae661a584d0a82b324fc0fe59c22b2720afe0f41641501ccf6aff44ef485.jpg

Happy to say I don’t know who she is, or where she is.

Probably counting her money

McDonald’s

Who is this?

Probably doing lines of bootleg xanax with a stranger she met on tinder. I would actually put money on it.

Saved to my phone in case I am in need of a "cold shower"

Troll

🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️ https://blossom.primal.net/2d9c236064636aab350d68e698b90b94b351172052169807e1ff4019eebc17e9.jpg

Probably patrolling the sewers of NYC.

She should join nostr, I hope she's doing ok

Sam had impeccable taste. She’s luscious

Working for the Feds

OnlyFans... I hear her best customers are ETH whales.

Hopefully keeping her STDs under control.

Working on her book deal, of course.

Have you read Going Infinite? It's a great, hilarious read

That’s a bit harsh… she might not be a bitch

Advising the presidentnon, apparently.

I suppose he's in exile, living off his share of the **FTX** theft.

Volunteering as an strategic advisor to the bitcoin core dev. team.

This is just such a meme pic. Epic! 🤣 Btw I guess she is locked up in jail I think.

https://blossom.primal.net/909ce9a5bbf2be5708b9ae66e7c6b27b953f60f9a661e528b7b25d7808c432e7.png

Presumably in a candy house deep in the Black Forest waiting for some lost children to wander by so she can fatten them up.