After 13 years we argue only two things. Bacon should be cooked but still flexible. The toilet roll goes under. She disagrees, and she's wrong.

Cleanliness .. I have OCD

Gestures on bed

Kids…

About the dog… whether he should eat this or that… if he’s allowed on the sofa or not… who’s supposed to pick up his poop…

I complain about how we haven't met yet. Maybe if we're lucky one day we can complain about how we did.

How much time we spend together. I'm rather introverted, she's quite the opposite. It can be difficult to communicate that although I love her more than anything else in life, I need time away from her to thrive. It was a big issue early on, but we're getting better at accommodating each other's n...

Her family

Unexpressed emotions — things each other do to trigger old emotions we’ve held on to since childhood

That which can’t be resolved: Worries and unknowns

What colour pillow cases go best with the wallpaper 🤷‍♂️

I do the driving. She does the dishes. I do the stacking. She does the pants. We are aligned on the options provided but we have to play rock paper scissors dayli to not argue about who collects the dogs poop in the garden.

We can’t reach consensus on when Trevor Noah stopped being funny.

How many cows are enough for our herd.