Joe Rogan or Dave Smith

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Rothbard

In the vein of the "philosopher king", just pick a random woman with an IQ over 115 that has no interest in being president. I'd really give that a go at this point.

Some Austrian nut. Tons to choose from. I think nostr:nprofile1qqstm84k2lp9knmvmf5gw88zvfvar7duvfpqfplryfystdn55ug2gksprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdaksz9thwden5te0wahhgtnwdaehgu3wwpshyareqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2j8uly5 would be the funniest though.

Tom Hanks.

Andrew Yang, Tulsi Gabbard even though I disagree with a chunk of her positions and takes

I’d pick the person who doesn’t want it the most, no desire to take advantage of the office

Ron Paul 2024! 😀

My cousin so we can get that sweet sweet crime family money

Still RFK jr.

Ron Paul

Trump

Joel Salatin

Over 35 Presumably born in the USA https://image.nostr.build/6a555824b092de8c8860c539797536a7bcbbac601f63d24cd09ccccb2dac8642.jpg

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Thomas Massie

My wife.

Andrew Yang! #yanggang

Ron Paul but in his fifties

Tom Brady.

Chuck Norris

Massie or Vivek

Jeremy Kauffman, the founder of LBRY/Odysee.

Satoshi Nakamoto

Frank Goddamn Reynolds https://i.nostr.build/luDqqezZPCUu0HKi.gif

Bret Weinstein because I think he'd be the most effective at addressing the Covid stuff, but if it was a Roman style dictator (6 month term but the full power of all three branches within that term) then Dave Smith.

Wesley Snipes. Duh

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