>be at hospital for severe abdominal pains
>text my dungeon master @nprofile1q... and tell him I can't make it to the game tomorrow and he should run my character for me
>survive kidney stone pains and get some rest
>ShadowFerret texts me the next day asking where I am, because it's D&D time
>it turns out that I texted the wrong number the previous day and he had no idea I was busy gripping my guts in agony