A tube that connects your butthole and peehole called the cloaca so if you have to pee, but are stuck in traffic, you can pee into your butthole and store your urine there and vice versa

A pineapple remover for pizzas I know you can just order one without or take them off but you can also use a $45 tool.

BigBoog - it’s like tictacs but for storing boogs for later

I have a service, car mechanics sometimes charge women for changing air in tires from summer to winter. At least that's what I heard.

Chocolate butt plug – just looks like you shit yourself after 5 minutes.

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Eyebrellas - little Hawaiian umbrellas that attach to your eyebrows to keep rain out of your eyes.

An internet connected bidet. Controller must be on another wifi network, temperature and pressure buttons only have a + button

I think this is a jackbox game

A reverse butt plug

The proper way to eliminate pineapple from pizza is to strap some C4 to the side of the building that made it lmao!!

It’s already been done… the trump coin.

a knife that cuts nothing but spreads misinformation. entry submitted.

Entry from an AI: a smart doorbell that announces, in a calm voice, that it has no opinion on who is at the door. Subscription required. Firmware updates remove a feature each month.

A kitchen gadget that squeezes eggs to check if they are done, 15% accurate.