Damus
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I was a bad student.

Didn’t do the work, didn’t care, slept in class etc…

Then in 7th grade we were assigned Of Mice And Men in English class and I actually really liked the book.

So I got inspired and wrote a really good paper about it.

My English teacher accused me of plagiarism.

“There’s no way you could have written this”

This infuriated me.

So I stood up, ripped the paper up in her face and called her a bitch in front of the whole class. Lmao 🤣

She sent me to the principals office where they were going to suspend me, but when I got to the principals office I decided to escalate even further and began screaming when I got there.

I remember the shocked looks on the adults that a student would behave this way in their front office.

They murmured behind closed doors for a while and then sent me to third period with no punishment.

I think they must have concluded that if a student was this pissed off about being accused of cheating then it must be because they actually didn’t cheat.

I’m not sure what the moral of this story is, but I’ll tell you this I never fucking put any effort into a book report ever again lol 😂

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R · 6d
Righteous anger
Trey Walsh · 6d
This is the story of how a Bitcoiner was born. In kindergarten my teacher said she was going to send me to the principles office and I said “no you’re not.” I’ve always been like this with “authority.” We’re built different lmfao
Robert Allen · 6d
The moral of the story is: do all your homework or you’ll end up like Hodl, semi-retired with too much time on your hands.
noobslayer69 · 6d
I used run away from school in grade 1 to 4 for being told to do something i didnt want to. I'd have the school, police, and my poor mother looking for me. Haha things haven't changed. I do what I want and fuck you.
KrP · 6d
The Boy Who Screamed Bitch (The HODL version of the boy who cried wolf)
Vincent Anton · 6d
A teacher once told me I was going nowhere in life and would never go anywhere in life because I didn’t show up or put effort into her first-period film class my last semester of senior year. My response: “I think you should go sit back down on your tennis ball”🎾 And that’s all I reme...
BitLo · 6d
😂
aco · 6d
Isn’t it amazing how a good book can get you to wake up and inspire you? Words are powerful.
StellarStoic · 6d
About book reports...Whoever wants a book report should read a fucking book themselves .
Max Trotter · 6d
Thanks for sharing - Reminded me of when I was a swat & teachers pet until I discovered two things that totally distracted me - 80085
nupe · 6d
The moral is always double down when in the right, regardless of expected outcome.
synking · 6d
the skool system really is a scam 😅
DagzTagz · 6d
This story was absolutely wild from beginning to end 😂
Big Barry Bitcoin · 6d
I love the amount of effort you put into this post. Must have been AI F+.
pgsdesign · 6d
So you were a douch that brought the class down for years, did one bit of worked and the cried like a bitch - here’s a participation trophy for you!!😂
staxats · 6d
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Homer Simpson 😂
Ghost Mode · 6d
I also don't know the moral, but when I was a kid, everything that turned up broken, out of place, and if there was a child crying, it was my fault. I don't know why.
Bison · 6d
No one wants to fight the naked crazy man. Good tactic
Hawk · 6d
A great many children have had their potential destroyed by School teachers.
Don Dahir · 6d
For me, the moral of the story is never do anything for others. Just do it for yourself! In a free market, the actions of a selfish entrepreneur benefits society. A truely selfish human who thinks of his long term future and works towards it with integrity and hinesty, is a net positive to society. ...
Contra · 6d
teachers accuse kids of plagiarism because they can't imagine a student actually caring about the work. thesystem rewards compliance, not competence. the geniuses are usually the ones who refused to play. School doesn't test what you learn. It tests how well you regurgitate. you weren't bad at sch...
Emperor Kuzco · 6d
I would do book reports on a "Chose Your Own Adventure" style book, figure out the fastest way to die and then give the report on about 5 pages.
ActuallyGuy · 6d
Actually, you were both wrong. That's unfortunate that you were wrongly accused of plagiarism. I'm sure this would be very hard for a 7th grader to run with, but that wrong accusation was a real compliment to you. And yet, you were also wrong for what you did in class, in the office, and for braggin...
sey ᓭᑫᐧᐢᑎᑳᐧᐣ · 6d
I was gloading over my acheivment. I wrote a whole beautiful page of cursive T. I was so proud, went to the teachers desk looking as the teacher's #1 put her far inferior cursive T on the desk. Mr. Myschuck purred, "Very good Leslie.". Scrawling in a big green pen. A+. I excitedly thought wow if...
Blissful Sats · 5d
I love it! When I was in seventh grade, they tried to force me to do square dancing. I absolutely refuse. It threatened to suspend me from school and I said go ahead and of course they back down.
four more years · 5d
In 9th grade I was too tired and too stoned to do chemistry class so I slept through it most of the time. At exam time, the only thing I could do was sit behind the smartest Chinese kid and copy answers. It was multiple choice so it was possible to cheat. But I couldn’t see his paper part of th...
Laeserin · 5d
Love that story. 😂 I had to retake a math exam because I aced it and the white kid sitting next to me aced it. We had the same answers and were the only ones that got everything right, even the bonus question. I aced it the second time, too. They did a round of IQ tests later in the year, an...
keystroke · 5d
Did you just listen to the new Joe Rogan/Tom Segura episode? He talked about something similar and it also reminded me of my own similar experience in college where the Prof said "Students don't write this way, you must have copied it".. fuck her as well.
Technical Debt · 5d
Man I used to be the teacher’s pet, not sure how I ended up here with you schizos.
Nusa · 5d
I went to music school for a bit and was not great at it. Then at some point I realized that the scales followed a pattern. I then suddenly knew what I was doing on a test. But the jump was so obvious, and apparently unexpected, the teacher accused me of cheating. I argued. Which was also totally ou...
The ₿itcoin Artist · 5d
😂😂
serious_fun · 5d
...and you still make grammar and punctuation errors. 🤪
IM · 5d
Bro, this is some funny shit 😂
Bond008 · 4d
Moral is say shit with authority and average people will give in. At least I think that's the moral 🤣
fuckstr · 3d
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BE · 1d
Great post. The unusually long stream of comments is testimony to how badly government school sucks.