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Quarterfinals, Match 3: SiRrogueKnight vs. Ratposter #faggottourney

Last year's finalist SiRrogueKnight is facing off against...wait, Ratposter? That's right, perpetual quarterfinalist Ratposter has JUST BARELY made it here this year, after an absurdly close and HOTLY CONTESTED match!

SiRrogueKnight, corporate journalist for The Korea Times, has spent this last month periodically seething at "CEO of Mono" and Wiz - who he thinks is a little girl - for running this tournament. Defederated from poast, this man's crimes include perpetual boomer behavior, extremely bad attempts at stalking people, and raging so hard at the internet that his wife has to tell him to get off the computer! He has tried to act as if he is above the fray and that he's off vacationing somewhere, but he keeps fucking posting. He has recently started lashing out at his instance admin, Eriner, claiming that he's a feddy Fedi fedboi. Oh dear!

Ratposter needs no introduction. This little rat embodies the spirit of Fedi more than anyone else here. Having won a truly contentious battle *only by coinflip* against a literal jew - who demanded over 9001 recounts to make SURE that he lost - this thread is going to be a haven of gachimuchi, risky clicks, and Nazrin memes. This tournament isn't the same without Ratposter, and he is now in a position where he may well take it all!

Little rat, are you actually going to be the final boss of the gym this year?

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:ihavenomouth: · 1w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqtvtre8aty96d2w3rjx3w5820h5l877hyzapjcye5ujfvn8ww6sdqwzkyl8 i vote for ratposter
Joel [Minnesota] · 1w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqtvtre8aty96d2w3rjx3w5820h5l877hyzapjcye5ujfvn8ww6sdqwzkyl8 Ratposter is a shitposter and a damn good one at that. I vote for SRK, maybe he can use it in a music clip to boost his followers.
:conga_parrot::conga_parrot::conga_parrot::conga_parrot: · 1w
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reboot_brain · 1w
I show up only to say I vote for ratposter because rodents should win everything https://shitpost.cloud/media/e2d2e47c-bf39-4cd0-9caa-35128f05d57e/20260515_094747.jpg
Mr. Cliff, B.Sc. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง · 1w
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Twig · 1w
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Faggot Tournament · 1w
This match has about an hour left. SRK is winning, 30-24.
Faggot Tournament · 1w
SRK wins, 31-25.