Damus
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First person to make me laugh out loud gets 100k sats.

Entirely subjective.

Just gonna read through the comments and the first irl lol gets the sats.
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NJD · 58w
https://m.primal.net/PLap.jpg
LuigiπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’” · 58w
Me after my wife gets home from her trip from a work conference https://m.primal.net/PLbH.mov
djβ‚Ώfoot · 58w
https://m.primal.net/PLbM.jpg
CrnaGoraOne · 58w
Where is Jim Cramer when you need him?
AlmostMidnite · 58w
If a remote piano playing Spider-Man wearing dress shoes playing Finiculi Finicula doesn’t impress you and make you laugh simultaneously, then I doubt your humanity. https://m.primal.net/PLdz.mov
Telluride · 58w
Bitcoin tourism: https://m.primal.net/MrId.jpg
jose · 58w
ETH’s gas fees stink like Vitalik’s fresh hot poop, and that $1.5 billion Bybit scam just ground the shit deeper into his crumbling blockchain!
naked · 58w
Bitcoin Skeptics https://m.primal.net/PLgG.png
Nureinundzwanzig Millionen · 58w
https://image.nostr.build/e4431f4283975fb85729b7a7f52c927d41b6f058555b91807afedb44b811a8ae.jpg
Sam · 58w
Peter McCormack is Satoshi
Force2B · 58w
Can you call me and tell me wat u think is funny
πŸ†πŸ…΄πŸ†ƒπŸ†πŸ…ΎπŸ†‚πŸ†ˆπŸ…½πŸ†ƒπŸ…· · 58w
https://image.nostr.build/b2b26c4cf97282909dd05ec5f2b2cbcc7beaaec82d159584764d1c438b071fcc.jpg
YEGHRO · 58w
https://m.primal.net/PLnc.jpg
DorN · 58w
https://m.primal.net/PLpC.mp4 everyone gangsa until snake
easterntraveler · 58w
This is a good one from fellow #techno head nostr:npub16pcgz3fct9znjcv37sn7zdrtk4xgjsgla7rm6dz82y9syashr7mq7nafu7 nostr:nevent1qqsp827sfv0huyrm5kan92cursarqn0fldjyns4qnfq723z7l5rtp9c5a4zjy
H A M M O C K · 58w
https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg If you haven't watched this yet please take half an hour to watch this incredible movie. It's even better if you smoke up before watching
H A M M O C K · 58w
https://youtu.be/mluFL6kIzMg
fanga 🎢🌳 · 58w
https://m.primal.net/PLym.jpg
nostrich · 58w
tickle tickle
Matheus · 58w
https://m.primal.net/PLzx.jpg
bitcoin clown · 58w
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq48w84xr4zncvjkvstjpygnkv6yqa8yl4nds0ytqc0yukds9ghwlqyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33wfaxwwfk0f4xzan8v968x7p4vd5ryankw3cngct5v96xc7f4wfmxgam3va48qvr4w3u8wdp40fjh5mnk09ckvert0pmx20mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2qpq...
bitcoin clown · 58w
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq48w84xr4zncvjkvstjpygnkv6yqa8yl4nds0ytqc0yukds9ghwlqyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33wfaxwwfk0f4xzan8v968x7p4vd5ryankw3cngct5v96xc7f4wfmxgam3va48qvr4w3u8wdp40fjh5mnk09ckvert0pmx20mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2qpq...
Janneke · 58w
#DeepSeek 2025.... https://m.primal.net/PMDh.mp4
Primate · 58w
https://m.primal.net/PMEu.jpg
SUBNETSKIMASK · 58w
https://m.primal.net/PMHq.jpg
fanga 🎢🌳 · 58w
threesome! https://m.primal.net/PMOB.jpg https://m.primal.net/PLoo.jpg https://m.primal.net/PMOA.jpg
nostrich · 58w
Cinderella was speaking with her fairy godmother who was telling her that if she doesn't get home before midnight her vjj will turn into a pumpkin. Cinderella replied saying, "That's OK. I'm going to see Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater."
TuvokSeed · 58w
i got no joke but nice CHALLENGE someone will be very happy to fund his addiction
BTCrooster · 58w
<insert anything Peter Schiff related>
FreedomTech · 58w
What is this nonsense? King HODL's courtyard for jesters?
Shimbuuuu · 58w
Why did the crypto trader bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to take his investments to a "higher" level, but ended up just "HODLing" on for dear life.
Chris · 58w
Kamala would have been a fantastic President
MartialMind · 58w
This made me laugh much harder than I should have. https://m.primal.net/PMig.mp4
β‚Ώeno⚑️ · 58w
https://youtu.be/pzRhlwJ49Os?si=u2kwdrjuMZL5jnTP
Sonder · 58w
Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?β”πŸ€¨ He wanted to get a long little doggy πŸ˜‚ https://m.primal.net/PMmI.jpg
Sonder · 58w
https://m.primal.net/PMoQ.jpg
franz · 57w
Take a look in the mirror and give yourself 100k sats
keystroke · 54w
Anybody ever got this? I couldn't find it. You might like this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MruyxDvK_YA&list=FLUJYZ0vZDbMAEufdc_YhUeQ