Women: "I'm gonna shove plastic into my boobs..." Men: "...Hold my beers!" 🤦‍♂️

UGH. Fuck that noise. Go see a proper urological surgeon and get a legit implant - not this back alley necro-fat bullshit.

Wait, I'm going to pay someone a lot of my money... Not only to have them cut open my dick, but fill it full of dead people goop? I don't care if they could make it look like an English cucumber. I'm not doing that.

Nigga what?! 🫪 Yikes. 🤙

Can yoy choose where the fat comes from? Like nah bitch, I want that firm ass fat not the jiggly belly fat... Sidenote, I thought calf implants were silly 🤷‍♀️😂

Do penis’s keep growing after death, like fingernails? 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

Pretty sure people would prefer the hard penis over the soft fat log that's a third girthier and can't get hard. Guarantee most of the men that have had this surgery regret it.

People have become so poor they can't even scratch together a handful of fat tissue to shove up their own cocks 😔

As long as they implant little electrodes at the base of your cock you zap with a car battery before sex .....

As long as they implant little electrodes at the base of your cock you zap with a car battery before sex .....