Diarrhea works 😎 Okay so how is monero quick and cheap to transact with? Why do you want / care that people use monero?

Unless you mean something different by UTXO, then that's not quite true, as there are UTXOs. The difference is that nobody can see which ones belong to you. Coin control still exists in Monero, and if you want to be able to spend faster than once every 20 minutes, you can split a UTXO up into multi...

It still makes sense to perform some UTXO management in Monero at-least until FCMP++

Way better store of value than bitcoin, widely available on exchanges. No saylor! monero is awesome!