Hahah, haven't met my brother then.

I've heard that sunlight is bad for vampires

I guess standing in bread lines doesn’t count as an outdoor activity?

Tell me your midwestern without telling me your midwestern

To be fair there are some hipsters in that part of the Venn diagram.

Go to an Oregon coffee shop. They’re around.

In my experience its actually where you will find most, agricultural small towns and areas that are remote huge anarchist and communist zones

It's because it's usually spelled Outdorski 😀 Maybe try a dating app?

Plenty of them ; just hard to spot because they blend into the 'common ground '