proposal doc for new company intranet portal just landed in my inbox
on top of existing article posting function, they want:

>dynamic post tagging
>groups
>groups forums
>user badges
>forum ranks
>miis with unlockable customization options
>notifications
>personalized page layouts
>i18n
>IAM roles

niggas want an entire SNS when our dev team is 3 people. yea we'll ship it by 2038 lmao