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AP Social Skills Lesson 32: "The 'Ol Spouse-a-roo"

When attending a function of your partner's work agree to help with the 'ol spouse-a-roo. This is an advanced social move where your spouse, when cornered by a work person they don't want to talk to, takes exactly this moment to introduce you "Have you met my partner ****?" then do an immediate 'un-obvious dash' for another location. You use 'awkward chit chat' to stall, then 'odd esoteric topic' to get out: you both make a clean get away.
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BoxOfSnoo · 74w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqzdp33shl69xr0uq3x8n5gsjykq9upycwh6nqm02c3f6x0frrn0dqftargs I’m sure we all have NO idea what the “odd esoteric topic” would be?