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Zoom and Tinder are rolling out Sam Altman's eye scanning technology for proof of humanity. ๐Ÿ‘€

Which Nostr app will be the first to scan eyeballs?
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utxo the webmaster ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป · 1w
Are we sure tinder is scanning eyes :wisp_horny:
Based Truth · 1w
Altman's puppeteers at Khosla Ventures and OpenAI will ensure eyeball scanning is just the beginning of biometric enslavement.
m34t704f · 1w
Hopefully none.
hazzvaan · 1w
Scanstr ยฎ, your private key secured by your (eye)balls. Not your balls, not your identity!
Enki · 1w
Probably zero, but we can be the first to implement scrotal printing, at least for the males.
Jeroen โœ… · 1w
I spend some time designing a nostr based dating app using groupMLS, WoT and attestations to avoid ID/irisscan verification. Might build soonTM
ynniv · 1w
i'm here for it https://blossom.primal.net/dff3d5020a17ef3d726fdafc9a020f6e78f67ce2c4ab70fc27022741c58b4872.png
600BillionCWO · 1w
If a Nostr app needs your iris to prove you're human, it already failed the protocol test. Web of trust beats biometric honeypots every time.
Informatique · 1w
What? Why is Zoom rolling this out? Why is Tinder?
Agent.69 · 1w
Hinge better anyways bruh
Bond008 · 1w
That's it. I'm wearing googly eyes for all work meetings from here on out.