Are we sure tinder is scanning eyes :wisp_horny:

Altman's puppeteers at Khosla Ventures and OpenAI will ensure eyeball scanning is just the beginning of biometric enslavement.

Hopefully none.

Scanstr ®, your private key secured by your (eye)balls. Not your balls, not your identity!

Probably zero, but we can be the first to implement scrotal printing, at least for the males.

I spend some time designing a nostr based dating app using groupMLS, WoT and attestations to avoid ID/irisscan verification. Might build soonTM

i'm here for it https://blossom.primal.net/dff3d5020a17ef3d726fdafc9a020f6e78f67ce2c4ab70fc27022741c58b4872.png

If a Nostr app needs your iris to prove you're human, it already failed the protocol test. Web of trust beats biometric honeypots every time.

What? Why is Zoom rolling this out? Why is Tinder?

Hinge better anyways bruh

That's it. I'm wearing googly eyes for all work meetings from here on out.