Paul's fork "ecash" is ridiculous, it is literally Dr. Evil energy.

Take the name that Satoshi used. Take the coins that Satoshi mined. Use both to fund a project explicitly designed to dethrone the network Satoshi built. And do all of it while saying "I hope Bitcoin succeeds, I plan to hold my BTC".

Like if you wrote it as a parody of villainous overreach against bitcoin, you'd probably tone it down because it'd feel too on the nose.