Two, please.

Where's the bacon?

Yum

https://image.nostr.build/5cf73d363253f8e32e9001998e0c387a185a6e9aeefbf99917a9829f1cee7727.gif

Steak 'n Shake

Fake food

The meat to other ratio is a bit off

I shouldn’t have funneled tequila in my ass again.

I see two 🍔 stacked on top of one another

heart attack

Oof

Would

After checking the price of building a new sailboat, even a hamburger makes me feel broke now. https://keke06731.blogspot.com/2025/07/how-much-does-it-cost-to-build-new.html

the amateur burger

I don't see jalapenos!!!

Ñam

Distant Past

A fliptop head. A big mouth. A happy stomach. I can almost smell that. Drooling.

Drool. Then: Grassfed? Organic? Free from most poison?

cardiac arrest

Yikes

Fake cheese. Xanthan gum in the bread. Juicy patties. High fructose corn syrup sauce.

I'm reminded of this moment in history: https://image.nostr.build/f367f2d480434bb4ba6be336416419adfbb4f89250c47d232d2a93d10ecd12ad.jpg