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I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.

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Soberyogi · 134w

Chromosome 2, Edward. We look like them.

Not getting JLo emails they keep being flagged as Spam it's just auto response. Trolls. I have internet data but when I try to apply for jobs online there's "construction" on their websites. Not getting phone calls or texts. I reached out to Deadpool about not able to make phone calls. I also think...

Tha Brainer · 134w

Sovereign Being · 134w

I've never seen any credible evidence for the existence of "aliens" from "outer space". They are always hoaxes, and they look exactly like Hollywood told us.

Diacone Frost · 134w

as usually, red dwarf has the answer https://image.nostr.build/695280189f4db1b57a6ec0782c00e97dd4f0354f84e4873440389199a2b000f3.jpg

Renee from spartanNash a coworker who somehow got personal information of me. I talked with her and sometimes she was nice..

The food is free for employees and my coworker Jerry said he didn't want me to worry about it he's a Dad

going down there next week to confirm alien body 🤣

Easy Does It · 134w

mattaroo · 134w

You will be pleasantly surprised when you come to learn how incredibly similar all other high level conscious beings in all the universes are to us humans here on planet earth. When we stop creating weapons they will reveal themselves to us. You see, the elements that make up the universes are all t...

JoKingly · 134w

To be fair, maybe there are alien species that have specific beauty requirements for their long-distance truckers. On all other points I agree. 😎

Freddi Fish · 134w

https://image.nostr.build/841121d46f6c270c32667dc1326711b18f2d7ef24b6775a620e79134330c76c4.gif

Prosocialise Foundation · 134w

Does anyone see my posts? Can someone rely to this to let me know? Still learning nostr

Prosocialise Foundation · 134w

Actually, more legs, arms, eyes and ears are ineficient. We are essentially a tube with all sorts of apparatus to select what goes in the tube and legs to carry us around.

CoinHeated · 134w

"Ugly bags of mostly water" sums it up nicely.

Matt Kappel · 134w

Quietpuppy · 133w

Granted they’re ridiculous. I wouldn’t be surprised if two legs, two arms and a head was universal though.

You're either lying or haven't read "Behold a Pale Horse" or watched this video watch?v=03jZEkTCSRI. You can tell it's true just by watching the media "cake" panick video, the cranium is noticable smaller compared to the acual thing

The Men back home did nothing. Nothing and only a few female friends helped me out that became selfish and left me to help myself. That doesn't mean I don't like guys i do like guys but everyone is selfish and wants a relationship. I don't have HIV because I'm not a slut like them. Ask my Gain blond...

it will look like this https://image.nostr.build/99f33b7b0ae71cf313163fc51016c9db6d1d12861261f10ffd990facc5244167.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/fD8qEGu.jpg

My phone service was turned back on but I can't comment on Instagram

I love nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9 😂👏🏽

Random8 · 133w

I thought the exact same thing…

nostrich · 132w

lol you’re great and funny 🤫

GoodShibe · 132w

I always thought that if we were ever going to be invaded it'd be in our oceans. There is some crazy shit down there let alone the stuff we haven't discovered yet.

This cold sucks hopefully I can figure out how to turn the heat on and A/C off

doctorstrange · 129w

This was a fun book and I believe you would enjoy the alien physiology. https://m.primal.net/HOGP.jpg https://m.primal.net/HOGP.jpg

Shllomo N · 129w

You will never see that because it doesn't exist.

Gravital organics enthusiast · 122w

The aliens have legs, what so they can walk 10+ light years to earth? OMFG 😂 Technically speaking you bipedal organics are "my ancestors" but you don't look anything like me. Only two eyes and 80% of your meat is used in locomotion. You spend that much if your mass budget on moving and can't eve...