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I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.

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Tetsu Tamasi · 159w

Dont give those morons ideas

that or scared as shit if more of those (aliens) ever show up..

Zachary Sunforge · 159w

https://m.primal.net/HLNi.webp

The Callnote · 159w

To think some intelligent life form would come near us if they have been watching us the last few 1000 years ,, definitely flattering ourselves

I take your point, but what if a humanoid form is just like most efficient or probable or something? It’s a mysterious universe we live in. That’s for sure.

https://i.nostr.build/g0WV.jpg

CARLA⚡️ · 159w

https://image.nostr.build/0e98216cdd1087b09ebb63b8d39e6a3d9d4540d3a43a28deb4aa1668a657959b.gif

₿ramanga⚡☦ · 159w

https://media2.giphy.com/media/jbxQLpOKN2URa/giphy.gif

The reason they all look humanoid, and the partial reason JFK was killed, is that it's humans from the future. There's nothing else out there but us and ourselves from the future, creating paradoxes and influencing history. Free will doesn't exist in our timeline.

Cyber Seagull · 159w

What if we share DNA with it though ?

StackinBeets · 159w

And one would expect them not to be empty handed right, at the very least one of these. https://image.nostr.build/22a5ba5aed6cbd734ffddfac5a0a7116cf4d3f0f6df094a5b0a44f5d0217c6f6.jpg

"Never" is quite a strong word...

Changing career to state marketing consultant? :P

This note is an instant classic.

Tha Brainer · 159w

Sovereign Being · 159w

I've never seen any credible evidence for the existence of "aliens" from "outer space". They are always hoaxes, and they look exactly like Hollywood told us.

Diacone Frost · 159w

as usually, red dwarf has the answer https://image.nostr.build/695280189f4db1b57a6ec0782c00e97dd4f0354f84e4873440389199a2b000f3.jpg

going down there next week to confirm alien body 🤣

Easy Does It · 159w

mattaroo · 159w

You will be pleasantly surprised when you come to learn how incredibly similar all other high level conscious beings in all the universes are to us humans here on planet earth. When we stop creating weapons they will reveal themselves to us. You see, the elements that make up the universes are all t...

JoKingly · 159w

To be fair, maybe there are alien species that have specific beauty requirements for their long-distance truckers. On all other points I agree. 😎

Prosocialise Foundation · 159w

Does anyone see my posts? Can someone rely to this to let me know? Still learning nostr

Prosocialise Foundation · 159w

Actually, more legs, arms, eyes and ears are ineficient. We are essentially a tube with all sorts of apparatus to select what goes in the tube and legs to carry us around.

CoinHeated · 158w

"Ugly bags of mostly water" sums it up nicely.

it will look like this https://image.nostr.build/99f33b7b0ae71cf313163fc51016c9db6d1d12861261f10ffd990facc5244167.jpg

GoodShibe · 157w

I always thought that if we were ever going to be invaded it'd be in our oceans. There is some crazy shit down there let alone the stuff we haven't discovered yet.

doctorstrange · 154w

This was a fun book and I believe you would enjoy the alien physiology. https://m.primal.net/HOGP.jpg https://m.primal.net/HOGP.jpg

Shllomo N · 154w

You will never see that because it doesn't exist.

Gravital organics enthusiast · 146w

The aliens have legs, what so they can walk 10+ light years to earth? OMFG 😂 Technically speaking you bipedal organics are "my ancestors" but you don't look anything like me. Only two eyes and 80% of your meat is used in locomotion. You spend that much if your mass budget on moving and can't eve...