#ohshit https://image.nostr.build/297c0a166de993392b1b0584765cd10d1e7eb8d95368f757a8161647fc908b28.jpg

Thinking of launching a similar product but my one works as a suppository.

Should I put my finger in it?

Yipes. 💥 👁️ 💥

Did you smash it?

OMG, saw one of those once at a cafe I visited in Warsaw. Creepy shit.

This is creepy AF.

Give your eyeballs to lord Altman

Did you destroy it?

https://media.tenor.com/Yug_NJNP4UoAAAAC/lord-of-the-rings-destroy-it.gif

Show it your butthole to see if it scans

Not even thinly veiled, it is aesthetically creepy and evil-looking imo

slightly less invasive than a blood draw. you'd give blood to use our service, *right*?

Did you prove you’re not a bot? Cuz I’m still not sure…

I dare you to put your butthole on it

Don't look.

Did you bring it to Mount Doom yet?

https://blossom.primal.net/dd5014b5a0512a85d1446dbb72fdb68f99615bb5eb9c3638370536bb40edd663.gif

Ewww...

"prove your human" LOL Prove I'm not.

Onecoin? Whatever happened to this? Seems to have quietly disappeared.