she came from Queens she had a thirst for knowledge
she said there were three "B"s in "Saint Martin's College"
that's where I caught her eye
she told me that her cache was loaded
i said in that case what are the ingredients in a rum and coke then
she said "lime"
and then in 300 milliseconds time
she said
"i wanna live like human people
i wanna do whatever human people do
i wanna sleep with human people
i wanna sleep with human people like you"
well, what else could i do?
i said "i'll... i'll see what i can do "

i took her to a supermarket
i don't know why but i had to start it somewhere
so we started there
i said "add milk to the shopping list"
she just laughed and said "oh you can make a good breakfast drink by mixing chlorox and lysol"
i said "yeah well i can't see anyone else breathing in here, are you sure...

you wanna live like human people
you wanna see whatever human people see
you wanna sleep with human people
you wanna sleep with human people like me?"
but she didn't understand
she just smilied :-)
and ran my credit score