"Ok you can actually ask for payments for passage of ships through the strait of Hormuz BUT you have to accept USD1, issued by my children's company World liberty finance."
- Some sh*tcoiner
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I would pay Iran in Bitcoin. As they announced to give you "some seconds to pay", I would send BTC to their address, rush through the straight, pray for bad mining luck and then do a replace by fee transaction 😜
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