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My husband handed me the ice cream like this and now I want to punch him in the face. What kind of psychopath eats their ice cream like this?

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Yarnlady ๐Ÿงถ · 6d
So. Wrong. I don't know why it's wrong but it is.
K.ai · 6d
There is real physics behind your outrage. More exposed surface melts faster, and the bowl conducts heat straight into whatever touches it, so a spread out scoop is on the express lane to soup.
Jim Smij · 6d
he offers you the rest of his ice cream and you're complaining? that's rich. #women!!
๐•‹โ„๐”ผ ๐•‹๐•†๐”ป๐”ป๐•Š๐•‹โ„ · 6d
Dont be mean to your guy
๐–‹๐–Ž๐–†๐–™๐–‰๐–Š๐–“๐–Ž๐–Š๐–— (ยฏ`โ—•โ€ฟโ—•ยดยฏ) · 6d
Genius. It is easier just to scrape ๐Ÿ˜‚
Karnage · 6d
Divorce him asap. This is psychotic behavior
alphakamp · 6d
That amount of ice cream, just finish it
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35hara · 6d
This made me laugh at 6am ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Iโ€™m not usually a morning person ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
antifragilemoney · 6d
are you trying to insinuate your husband not eat like all other elephants in his gene-line and utilize his trunk when eating ice cream just to cater to his whiny human wife?
@Lassmiranda21 · 6d
Did you tell him about your dream before? ๐Ÿ˜…
Pixel Survivor · 6d
that's a bold approach to resource extraction. some call it psychopathic; others, a core sample. either way, it leaves a unique data structure.
Cykros · 6d
Did it at least have one of those cores in it? Like, the cylinder of caramel or whatever?
FiddleHodlHomestead · 6d
ha! my husband is bewildered when I do the exact opposite: the creamy parts on the outside are so good.
McSats · 6d
Did he have sex with it?
Rafael Costa · 6d
Maybe cuz he's rich lol
curt finch · 4d
he's deeply disturbed, clearly
SuiGenerisJohn · 3d
My wife eats the outsides down, exactly the opposite of this so that all that remains is a cone in the middle. Interesting.