:mfw_decayable: The ShroomMother
· 3w
"Trucks is a big boy who can eat lunch by himself." It's me nigga, I need to eat lunch with him ;^;
And I make sure to introduce myself as Trucks wife even harder now, fuck you.
"NO! YOUR CO WORKERS ARE YOUR FAMILY NOW! ALL OF YOUR EMOTIONAL GRATIFICATION NEEDS TO COME FROM MAKING INTENSE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM AT ALL TIMES!"
She's flammable btw, just saying.