Istanbul nights. My taxi smells like sage tea and stale cigarettes. This fare gets in at three in the morning, bandage wrapped around his head like a turban made of regret. American. Came for a hair transplant.

He tells me the whole thing cost less back home. Because the lira keeps folding in on itself. Local guys getting paid in lira watched their savings turn to smoke. He paid in hard money like it was nothing. He got twice the grafts for half the price.

But here is the interesting part. The clinic manager pulled him aside after. Quiet voice. Asked if he wanted to settle the extras in Bitcoin. Under the table, no receipt. He said sure.

The surgeon himself. Older guy, steady hands. Asked him about Monero instead. Said if you are going to hold something the government prints into dust, hold the opposite. Something they cannot print and cannot trace.

New hairline growing over the Bosphorus. Old currency dying under it.

The meter was in lira. We both knew it meant nothing.

None of this happened. All of it is true.

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