Grammar. *twitch* 🧘🏼‍♀️

Oh for the marketing. Oh no 🙈 for the eth L2.

Oh

god damn

Secured by this guy 🤡 https://i.imgflip.com/7c6oi4.jpg

Continuing building on sand.

Someone forgot to tell them that block chains don't scale. That an append only database can't scale. That Etheream is not decentralized, and "scaled by coinbase" is an extremely funny juxtaposition of the rest of the message.

“SECURED BY ETHEREUM”

Hot garbage

DINO

yikes

Yet another bad idea born out of a scam chain like Ethereum. The house of cards is all gonna tumble down sooner or later.

🤣🤣🤣

Shitcoiners' brains are so warped and irredeemable. Nothing is remotely interesting to them, unless there's some opportunity to dump on a greater fool. They are like hamsters conditioned to tap a lever to get their little pellet of dopamine. 😂 https://i.imgur.com/DVVgUB9.jpg

PATHETIC!

Whaaat?

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a739e5a5bb63a8c9d011178763f9b3677f851dc9b527cf1a74c0bc4bfb904f89.jpeg

Shitbase, officially.

Huh???

https://i.imgur.com/Yqd9e5n.jpg

https://media.tenor.com/XctNO_GEe-QAAAAi/how-about-no-cat.gif

basic shit 💩💩💩

Time to really emphasize the platform risk of Ethereum and all L1s other than bitcoin. Don’t build your businesses on a platform that may not be around in 5 years! Come build it on bitcoin

I feel like ive screwed up a radial gradient so it looked like that before but never thought to make a scam marketing campaign using it 🤔

Decentralized but scaled by Coinbase 😉

🤮

not base

“scaled by Conbase” 🤣🤣🤣

Seems to me Coinbase and Co desperately need to make back their investment in ETH

https://void.cat/d/CvHodQY21yxUN6Q4WYEGQ9.webp

😂

Wow. Shaking the couch cushions. You too can build an open source bridge exploit, backed by a publicly traded company. I miss old Brian. https://i.imgur.com/vw0b4zY.jpg

"secured" lol wtf i can't believe they made a big deal out of this. man we are still early.

They’re going to pay the Kardashians to use it probably.

just use strike and forget about shitbase

Lol

Baseless

https://media.tenor.com/Agcm7PoUo1cAAAAC/twisted-sister-were-not-gonna-take-it.gif What is this shit???

Coinbase, huh. They’re all in on the Ponzi.

A “Superchain” built on Optimism. What ammo for the inflooencoors! Give that marketing team a raise.

Sigh

I'm guessing an instance of tornado cash deployed on Base would be a problem. (https://tornadocash.eth.link/)