Continuing building on sand.

Someone forgot to tell them that block chains don't scale. That an append only database can't scale. That Etheream is not decentralized, and "scaled by coinbase" is an extremely funny juxtaposition of the rest of the message.

“SECURED BY ETHEREUM”

Hot garbage

If it’s going to attract more developers and ultimately end users to the space it’s a net positive. People need to be aware of the technology before they can make informed decisions about it.

DINO

yikes

Yet another bad idea born out of a scam chain like Ethereum. The house of cards is all gonna tumble down sooner or later.

🤣🤣🤣

Shitcoiners' brains are so warped and irredeemable. Nothing is remotely interesting to them, unless there's some opportunity to dump on a greater fool. They are like hamsters conditioned to tap a lever to get their little pellet of dopamine. 😂 https://i.imgur.com/DVVgUB9.jpg

PATHETIC!

Whaaat?

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a739e5a5bb63a8c9d011178763f9b3677f851dc9b527cf1a74c0bc4bfb904f89.jpeg

Shitbase, officially.

Huh???

https://i.imgur.com/Yqd9e5n.jpg

https://media.tenor.com/XctNO_GEe-QAAAAi/how-about-no-cat.gif

basic shit 💩💩💩

Time to really emphasize the platform risk of Ethereum and all L1s other than bitcoin. Don’t build your businesses on a platform that may not be around in 5 years! Come build it on bitcoin

I feel like ive screwed up a radial gradient so it looked like that before but never thought to make a scam marketing campaign using it 🤔

Decentralized but scaled by Coinbase 😉

🤮

not base

“scaled by Conbase” 🤣🤣🤣

Seems to me Coinbase and Co desperately need to make back their investment in ETH

https://void.cat/d/CvHodQY21yxUN6Q4WYEGQ9.webp

😂

Wow. Shaking the couch cushions. You too can build an open source bridge exploit, backed by a publicly traded company. I miss old Brian. https://i.imgur.com/vw0b4zY.jpg

Great move. Gotta show people the importance of self custody! Plus, they’re guna make it sleeeeek

"secured" lol wtf i can't believe they made a big deal out of this. man we are still early.

They’re going to pay the Kardashians to use it probably.

just use strike and forget about shitbase

Lol

Baseless

https://media.tenor.com/Agcm7PoUo1cAAAAC/twisted-sister-were-not-gonna-take-it.gif What is this shit???

Coinbase, huh. They’re all in on the Ponzi.

A “Superchain” built on Optimism. What ammo for the inflooencoors! Give that marketing team a raise.

Now I know why someone dredged up the AYBABTU meme in the past week

Ugh… more shitcoin shenanigans

Sigh

Anything besides implementing Lightning 🙄

I'm guessing an instance of tornado cash deployed on Base would be a problem. (https://tornadocash.eth.link/)

what can we do...

Turned out to be nothing new.