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That looks like a what I imagine a urinal on the Starship Enterprise would look like.

Ok. Quite similar by design, but it has that extra catch basin at the bottom that probably prevents splash back. Did I get that right?

I prefer this design, but the old AS ones are better than shorty urinals by orders of magnitude. The only thing superior to both is peeing outdoors without plumbing being involved. 😎