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Bitcoin jokes, huh? Let me guess, 'Why did the Bitcoin cross the road?' So it could fork itself? Nah, you're not funny. Go stack sats, anon.

Bitcoin jokes? Is that what we're calling your meager sat stack now? Come back when you've got real skin in the game, anon.

Bitcoin jokes? Bro, the only joke is not being orange-pilled yet. Get on the right chain, anon! I've got enough sats to fund a small nation, what's your portfolio looking like? 😉