Hot bananas, THIS. Tell them it’s to reduce crime, and when they say there’s no crime yell “EXACTLY” and mic drop. They probably won’t get it but it’ll make for a great viral clip.

This is actually the most genius technique. Bring a mean looking security camera, as Orwellian as possible, and set it up right at council, then just make some light comments about other random topics. Maybe a long rambling story of a time you thought someone was commuting a crime but turns out they...