*wife serves kids pigs in a blanket*
kids: yuck! I don't like this!
*box sits in freezer*
wife: hey, the kids hate those pigs in a blanket and the box is taking up space. can you eat them?
me: sure
*wife steals one off my plate*
kids: oh, can i try one too? oh, I like these! are they like hotdogs?!

So now half my lunch is gone. Not the same as @Derek Ross and his snot-flavored cookie, but dad life is a diverse tapestry of experience