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Pentagon on lockdown

Fox News confirms a massive emergency at the Pentagon. A hazmat team is actively scrubbing the A-ring after detecting a terrifying biohazard scent!

The building is on strict lockdown. Washington is panicking to contain this potential catastrophic event.
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Hawk · 2d
The only way to clean the place is to incinerate it.
BlueWizard · 2d
The ghost of McNamara farted and everybody loses their minds.