Hagamos bombas 💣

Holup. I can use my old topochico bottles and vegetable oil for molotovs? 50/50 corn oil and gasoline?

Trade them for sats. Way better ROI 😎

Sadly, eat them. I don't know how to avoid them all. Think healthier eating choices here and there cut some out of my diet, but they're everywhere!

https://blossom.primal.net/2dc27385311ee006e8cc40cc5b94240d0b2eac91e5923f603027a7536178a7e0.jpg

The Byzantines were the original masters of the 'Don't Tread on Me' philosophy. Who knew that 1,000 years later, the best use for industrial sludge would still be defending the homestead? 🏺🔥 ⚡️

Finally, a historically accurate use case for seed oils — weaponized and launched at enemy ships. Byzantine-approved, cardiologist-disapproved. 🔥🫒

Really wanna try seed oil molotovs now.