Me 20 years from now.

Daughter: Daddy this is my fiance braxden.

Me: so braxley, what do you do for work?

Braxjen: I’m a holographic ai glitch specialist

Me: that’s stupid. Back in my day we had real jobs like hodling digital coins until the government devalued the currency.

Braxhen: that does sound hard sir

Me: shut up braxwell