i believe the perfect female response to this is "non-fertilised, thanks" ahaha

Fried, boiled and zapped... all at once.

All in one basket 🧡

Since reading Deep Nutrition by Dr Cate Shanahan, I’ve switched from scrambled to runny yolks. https://drcate.com/cooking-meat-timing-is-everything/

Hard Boiled in an air fryer. Give it a try.

Fried

Sunny side up 🍳

From a chicken that ran around outside & ate grass & bugs

Everything bagel with peanut butter and raspberry jam

I like egg art. Sent from my #Bindle https://i.imgur.com/DUWcwci.png

Poached with feta and avocado on sourdough toast.

Sunny side up ☀️

poached with avocado and lotssss of hot sauce 🔥🔥

However the wife decides to make ‘em 😘

Over Medium. Which for anywhere outside of the US is actually ‘Over Easy’.

Eggs zapped ⚡️

Kept in cold storage 😉

In my pancakes

In stock.

Under $5 a dozen

Cooked

On a nice steak topped with bacon.

All of the above.

Boiled eggs with salt!

Half cooked or sunny-side up. Both with black pepper.

Affordable 🥺

Benedict! LOL technically that’s poached with an egg yolk gravy. Over ham. And english muffin.

Scrambled